Your favorite celebrity’s online dating profile!

You’ve seen our post on which movies depict different relationship statuses and also the viral post on the relationship status of our top politicians including our PM-designate NaMo. We’ve thought up something wackier today.

Most of us who are online to find love/relationship/partner have browsed through at hundreds if not thousands of profiles, with some real, some fake, some with straightout bullcrap info on them. This sheer frustration had us thinking – how would the dating profile of 5 major celebrities who are constantly in the news for their flamboyant lifestyles look like? So here goes!

 

Ranbir dating

1) Ranbir Kapoor

I am a   Man                                                Country  India

Seeking a   Woman                                    State   Maharashtra

Age 31                                                           City   Mumbai

Looking for   Elusive Love                       Status   occasionally single

Pros

  • I’m handsome
  • I’m handsome
  • And to top it off…I’m handsome!

Cons

  • Some might say I’m a player
  • I usually can’t take a dump without the paparazzi covering it
  • I’m a momma’s boy; if you can impress her, you’re in *wink*

About Me

I come from a long line of actors/directors/filmmakers, with every drop of my blood screaming “Go, Hindi movies”! Although I’ve been linked with all my female costars, I’ve acknowledged just one serious relationship. Dates with me would be at exotic locations, and they would be eventful, if you catch my drift. But one thing I can’t guarantee is that your pic would be kept out of the tabloids *cough* bikini pics *cough*.

Income

Let’s just say it’s substantial

Hobbies and Interests

Charity work, Football, gymming, beautiful women

 

virat kohli dating

2) Virat Kohli

I am a   Man                                                 Country India

Seeking a   Woman                                     State   New Delhi

Age 25                                                            City   New Delhi

Looking for   No strings                             Status   Single

Pros

  • I was a millionaire before I turned 25
  • I have a bunch of tattoos, ahem, everywhere
  • Even filmstars envy my female fan following

Cons

  • I’m in the news for both good and bad things
  • I am more comfortable with the MC, BC gaalis than what the average human calls ‘conversation’
  • I brood when I don’t perform well in matches

About Me

Though I’m not well educated, I have a stable career which pays amazingly well. Plus, I also get paid to endorse a bunch of products – aren’t I ‘Fair and Handsome’? I’ve dated my share of beautiful women from Sarah Jane to Izabelle Leite from Brazil to Sanjana from down South to Brit-born Sofia Hayat and the latest being, the ‘pouty’ Anushka Sharma, but like I said, BC, who’s keeping count!

Home is where the cricket matches are scheduled, and I like to go out with my pals to the local hangouts.

Income

I’m worth millions, and will be worth more than that in the near future

Hobbies and Interests

Tattoos, Lawn Tennis, beautiful women and coffee at Barista

 

deepika padukone dating

3) Deepika Padukone

I am a     Woman                                            Country India

Seeking a   Man                                               State   Maharashtra

Age 28                                                               City   Mumbai

Looking for   Relationship                            Status   It’s complicated

Pros

  • I was a model before I became an actress
  • I’m currently one of the highest paid actresses in Bollywood
  • Oh, and it doesn’t hurt that I’m quite tall and very beautiful

Cons

  • *Sigh* I’m on the paparazzi’s radar
  • Any relationship with me will surely tank your business/career/status
  • I don’t date; I’m a typical Indian girl

About me

You can safely ignore my ‘lesbian’ crush discussion with Priyanka Chopra on Koffee with Karan. I’m open to a relationship with any man who is willing to risk his career, because that is what seemed to happen to my exes! In fact, one of my ex’s father too is bankrupt! I like to think of myself as a traditional Indian girl who gives more importance to an actual relationship than ‘dating’. The media is busy speculating about my love life, but they don’t know it’s a complicated mess.

Income

I don’t mean to brag, but it’s substantial.

Hobbies and Interests

Badminton, Cricket *cough* IPL, writing, health and fitness, couture

 

ranveer singh dating

4) Ranveer Singh

I am a   Man                                                 Country India

Seeking a   Woman                                     State   Maharashtra

Age 28                                                           City   Mumbai

Looking for   No strings                             Status   Single and ready to mingle

Pros

  • I have a killer body which I’m not shy to show off #WellOiled
  • I can do the dandruff dance like nobody’s business
  • I have the best mucchi in the business apart from Shikhar Dhawan

Cons

  • The gossip mongers won’t let me have a minute of peace
  • I can do the dandruff dance like nobody’s business
  • I have a bromance going with Arjun Kapoor

About me

Yo! Though I’m a relative newcomer, with just 6 movies to my name, I’m well-known and joined the 100-crore club just last year. I’m man enough to endorse a condom, strip and show off everything there is to show #SalmanBhaiZindabad

Income

I’m a rising star, so I do OK.

Hobbies and Interests

Theatre, Football, creative writing, beautiful women, and Kareena Kapoor

 

kangna ranaut dating

5) Kangana Ranaut

I am a     Woman                                                Country India

Seeking a   Man                                                   State   Maharashtra

Age   27                                                                 City   Mumbai

Looking for   Unsure                                          Status   Single

Pros

  • I’m the best there is at what I do, with a national award in my kitty
  • I’m fiercely independent and don’t give a sh*t as to what others think of me
  • It doesn’t hurt that I’m beautiful, a vegetarian, and have a sense of humor

Cons

  • My independence and strong opinions might rub some people the wrong way
  • I don’t give a sh*t as to what others think of me
  • My fashion sense can border on the bizarre sometimes, but who cares!

About me

To be honest I’ve got better things to do than fill out online dating forms, like make another blockbuster a la Queen. Guys might be wary to go on a date with me because of my fierce independence. They might think I’m a neo-feminist. But being a feminist has nothing to do with being a part of women-centric flicks. They’re fun to make and watch.

For the time being, I’ve sworn off relationships. And I am not getting married either. Ever.

Income

I do OK, as in, I currently top the highest-paid actresses list. Ahem!

Hobbies and Interests

Meditation, spirituality, dancing, filmmaking, Football, crushing egos

 

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